Rusty. It is in his wonderful abode that we eat all his pork rinds, drink all his Mountain Dew, and stink up his basement with cigar and cigarette smoke while we play each week.


Greg. It was on that fateful night in April of 1996 that he said to Rusty, "Dude, we should try to get a weekly poker game together." And, as they say, the rest is history.


Doug. Doug does not fly very well. He is one of the regulars who plays each week regardless of what rules are made to inhibit his TV watching dilemmas. Notable saying: "You dog!"


Omar. As the youngest and most eligible of the group, Omar thinks he's a good actor. He's also a graduate of the Columbia School of Broadcasting and will one day make a great male phone sex operator.


Frank. Frank is the weird one. He's an actor, which says nothing, except that he needs to hold another job so he can play poker each week.


Marcie. Marcie has taken over our token "chick spot." Also she likes handcuffs so that is always a good topic of conversation. She can stay.


Chris. Chris shows up whenever his significant other allows it. When he does show up he usually wins big and then loses it all just so he can leave.


Tom. Tom pretty much just comes to games to take our money. A true poker player, his game is 5 card draw, nothing wild -- or terrible 8's or whatever that ******* game is... Mock.