THE JIMBO INTERVIEW (posted 1/10/00 file01.04)
No part of this interview may be reproduced in any way. Any illegal reproduction will result in spontaneous combustion... go ahead try it! Just don't call me to clean up the mess.
MNP: I see that over the last week you have taken over the Grand Master Poker player throne. I also see that Brian has retorted sharply in his interview to this hostile takeover. Do you have any response you would like to deliver to Brian's fightin' words?
Answer: An imperialistic gringo bitch-dog? WTF is that? Sounds to me like maybe a percentage of the pots (I win) go to pay for an education! And, by the way, I spit :: patooey:: on hees grandmama.
MNP: Many, many weeks ago you proclaimed, "I ain't payin'!" on a hand that was in progress. Did God tell you that you had been screwed with unfairly and that you don't need to pay?
Answer: Divine intervention was not a factor for my outburst. This statement is reserved for the Grand Master Poker Player, and any other person who tries to do this will be shot on site.
MNP: Finish this sentence: Many times over the last year, I have been sitting there playing poker with my "pals" and I was wondering...
Answer: ...ya know, if any of these "pals" of mine would ever go to jail, who would be the taker?
MNP: "Ha! I have straight flush! You have four fours! I win! I win! Ha! I have higher than you!" What do you have to say about this?
Answer: F-you, Mr. Interviewer, for even mentioning such a disgraceful act against me. That poor bastard better never ever show his face again at the table, or I'll take all his moula AND his hair-salon this time!
MNP: If you could say anything to one of the poker regulars, who and
what would it be?
Answer: I would have to say that it would be Greg. Umm, Greg.....what the hell were you thinking when you saw that 6 1/2 beats 7? Probably the same thing I was thinking....
Greg's retort (and I can because I do the interviews!): Hey pal, it could have been a bluff, dammit! However since I lost about $25 trying to find out, in retrospect I may have folded earlier. I better go check my poker book on that one...
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