THE JEN INTERVIEW (posted 1/6/00, file01.03)
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MNP: When you come to play poker on Monday nights, what thought races
through your mind as you get closer to the poker pad?
Answer: Goddamn, Rusty lives in the fucking boondocks.....
MNP: When you sit down at the poker table, who (of the regulars) do you usually like to be "sandwiched" between?
Answer: Sandwiched? That's so passe.....can't I have three????? It's much more fun! But if it had to be only two, it would have to be our illustrious Interviewer and the hairy Slovakian. Just keep me away from slo-mo Doug and keep me where I can see Frank's hands.
MNP: Fisting? Oh, I mean do you like fishing?
Answer: I'm not even going to dignify that question with a response. Do I really need to give you guys more ammunition??? But, I have been admiring Jimbo's knuckles lately......
MNP: Finish the following sentence: At times, when I look around the
poker table at all these guys, I think...
Answer: Why can't I find a real man? Maybe because I hang out with this crew.......
Just kidding. Actually, I get all teary eyed and think "Dear Lord, thank you
so much for leading me to these fine examples of humanity. The love shown by
this gathering around the altar of Marlboro chips is a shining light in my
life. Amen."
"Oh, and P.S. Lord, thank you for making Santos go away."
MNP: If you could say anything to one of the poker regulars, who and what would it be?
Answer: Doug, I think Evelyn Wood has a Speed Poker Course - I'll pay for ya!
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